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Day 126

by thepilge on Nov.22, 2009, under

Shape Of My Heart - Backstreet Boys
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - Elton John
Taking Chances - Glee
Platinum Blonde Life - No Doubt
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
Riding On A Bus (Speech) - The Beatles
ASAP - T.I.
Jack and Jill - Kim Richey
Love Is Breaking My Heart - Josh Kelley
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Martin Luther McCoy
Love Me Do - The Beatles
*The Two Of Us - 'N Sync
01 Jee Karda Manak-E
*It's A Disaster - OK Go
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
No Memory - Stone Temple Pilots
*Criminal - Fiona Apple
What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted - Jimmy Ruffin
You Shook Me - Led Zeppelin
Heart Of Glass - Blondie
Muskrat Love - America
Fast Company - The Eagles
Swollen Summer - The Bravery


Pre indoor plumbing award: "Jack and Jill" by Kim Richey. This one is sweet. Hear it here.

Seriously Guys? award: "Muskrat Love" by America. Okay.... hang on.... MUSKRATS? really? wow. ive always hated this song because its about FUCKING MUSKRATS, but thought it might be a metaphor or have a fun back story. I googled it. i wiki-ed it. it doesnt. It really is a song about two muskrats in love. Stupid... so stupid...

"Muskrat, muskrat candlelight (what exactly is muskrat candlelight?)
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam (Sam as in Samantha? nice.)
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny (anerexia is nothing to joke about America. come on)

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango (Jango Fett, bounty hunter featured in Star Wars: Episode II and father of Boba Fett??)
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese (high cholesterol. very unhealthy. But Sam's just gonna puke it up later)
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?" (they must live in CT, MA, VT, NH, or IO)
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy (dirty)
Rubbin' her toes (kinky)
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes (freaky)
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle (this is wildly inappropriate and disturbing)

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love"
(im angry)

yeah, i posted the entire song. just because i needed you to see what i mean when i ask WHAT THE FUCK America?? Wtf.


My heart's theme song of the day: "Criminal" by Fiona Apple. So as i was typing this post i started to realize how badass a name like "Fiona Apple" is. I decided it couldnt be real. Turns out i was half right - her full name is Fiona Apple McAfee Maggart. It was a good call to drop the Maggart, but she could have had fun with McAfee. Like, Fiona Apple-Mac, or Mac Mamma Apple, or any combination of Apple and Mac. I think she really missed out on possible Apple Computer endorsements. Anyway, the song is breathtakingly honest. Lyrics here.


Turn it up (to drown out my attempts at Dion greatness) song of the day: "Taking Chances" by Glee. I had never really listened to the Celine Dion version of this song. When i heard Lea Michelle do it on Glee i fell in love. I already wanted to bone Rachel, but this song sealed the deal. Mmmm. MMMM.

Berry-licious


Gold Star: "The Two Of Us" by 'N Sync. I love the whole Celebrity ablum, but this might be one of my top 4 tracks from it. It is so effing cute!!! Plus it has amazing vocals and a phat beat. Check it. (right click and chose "save target as" or "download linked file")

"Girl when we started baby we were friends
But that's not how this fairy tale is gonna end
See I was thinking then it clicked one day
That no one else has ever made me feel this way
The next time I saw you girl I knew I had to try
To tell you everything that I was feeling deep inside
And listen good cause what I say is from my heart
So if you're ready"


read the rest here.


Bionic Man gone wrong award: "Heart Of Glass" by Blondie. Okay so im not sure if anyone else has had this problem, but one day while jamming to this Mia Nicole Taylor and i realized we had NO FUCKING CLUE what the lyrics were (sans "Heart of Glass"). We thought about looking it up but realized it was more fun that way. So every time i hear the chorus i sing something like "Somme sah roe, melet roe be gad.... sum cho nah.... my heart of glass" Im pretty sure its pretty accurate.

SEXY.


More to come tomorrow.


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